The filthy, nitty-gritty, unrefined, and undefined of a passionate writer and die hard fangirl
wetrilo:

well, i am groot
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goddess-of-mischief-from-221b:

girl scouts take no shit
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a-h-s-freak-show:

a true horror story: being so poor you can’t even drown your sorrows in alcool because it’s too expensive

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."
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jerkidiot:

Dipper: “Waddles will be able to solve all of the puzzles of the universe!”
Waddles: “The origin of life. The meaning of existence. Why dudes have nipples.”

rileycrosses:

is this what paying off all your expansions in new leaf feels like

dope-barista:

sbucksbarista:

I make your girlfriend scream louder then steamed eggnog.

This is the best thing ever.

robotsquid:

"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"

"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"

"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"

"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"

~one hour later~

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