The filthy, nitty-gritty, unrefined, and undefined of a passionate writer and die hard fangirl

carryonbowtieman:

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

I was really mad but then I wasn’t.

psychoticrambling:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

I’m still not sure if the Denny’s tumblr is a troll or not
plays

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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bronzebasilisk:

blu-thoth:

meta-bubbles:

DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR  YOUR KIDS………..

Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.
Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t give a dosage is so minuscule that it can’t be measured without going into picograms. That’s one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.
Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and surfer. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. It’s toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you don’t get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos.As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, that’s micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.
A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I don’t see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think they’re safe with a preservative in them.TL;DR: This is like saying you don’t want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you don’t want your child getting salmonella from it.

THANK YOU
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pallet-town-julie-brown:

ofunicorndust:

inariazuha:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

I got $200 yay!

I reblogged this yesterday and today I got a check from the state because I overpaid my taxes…

cant hurt
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lghtyagami:

rubberducklumps:

Ok so earthbenders can metal bend, waterbenders can blood bend, and firebenders can lighting bend. What special thing can an airbender do?

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sararye:

benepla:

espeonofficial:

aradia-rnegid0:

Guys,there’s an upcoming Disney movie called ‘Descendants’ in which Belle and Beast’s son rules a modern kingdom and the children of a few Disney couples and some villains’ kids have to get along.Here’s the list:


i jUST GOOGLED THIS AND ITS LEGIT IM GONNA

HOLY SHIT??????

CRUELLA DE VIL’S SON CARLOS IS GONNA BE THE COOLEST CALLING IT RIGHT NOW
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chanson-egocentrique:

deandeservestobeloved:

tardis-impala-2-2-1:

Season 1 cliffhanger: Oh fuck, Moriarty!

Season 2 cliffhanger: Oh FUCK Moriarty

Season 3 cliffhanger: OH FUCK! MORIARTY???

Petition to rename the show

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