a true horror story: being so poor you can’t even drown your sorrows in alcool because it’s too expensive
Dipper: “Waddles will be able to solve all of the puzzles of the universe!”
Waddles: “The origin of life. The meaning of existence. Why dudes have nipples.”
I make your girlfriend scream louder then steamed eggnog.
This is the best thing ever.
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~